got this from the internet:

WOMAN
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman (depends on whether she likes you? if you kiss her when she don't like you, then you are not a gentleman)

If you don’t, you are not a man (i don't think so)

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying (depends on how sincere you are. If you praise a girl just to make her happy, then i think it's better that you keep quiet)

If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree with all her likes, she is amusing (huh? she is amusing? i don't understand)

If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced’ man

If you don’t, you are half a man

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring

If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy (i think it also depends on how you interact with others. If you are well dressed, talks like a flirt, only talks to girls as compared to guys, then it's hard not to believe that you are a playboy.lol)

If you don’t, you are a dull boy (don't think you have to be well dressed everyday.)

If you are jealous, she says it is bad (jealousy shows that you care for her)

If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her (you won't be jealous of a friend.lol)

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her

If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complaints it’s hard to wait (nah. i've ever waited 1 hour plus for a guy i like and i was standing at the same place the whole time. I wasn't even angry or upset when he din even bother to explain or appologize when he reached. Such a weird feeling. However, i believe that ppl dislike the feeling of waiting)

If she is late, she says ‘that’s a gal’s way’ (hmmm....both females and males shouldn't be late everytime. However, there may be exceptions at time. Just rmb to explain/ appologize if you have basic manners)

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel

If she is visited by another, ‘Oh! It’s natural, we’re gals!’

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her too often, she yells you are taking advantage (hmm...i guess there are 2 possibilities. She will be thinking of whether you like to kiss her but doesn't like her/whether you like her and therefore, wanna kiss her)

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics (i think you don't have to help her to cross the road, but it's good if you can cross the road only when it's safe. Guess it applies to both gender. I really don't see the point of saving a few seconds and crossing the road when its unsafe)

If you do, she thinks its just one of the man’s tactics

If you stare at other, she accuses you of filrting (staring is okay. I like to look at pretty girls too. lol)

If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh GOD, You created those creatures called ‘WOMAN’So simple, yet so complexSo weak, yet so strongSo confusing, yet so desirable (I seriously think that guys are also complex and confusing creatures. Lol. The world is changing and guys expect girls to be caring and understands what they want but sometimes i just can't figure out what they really want. Can't they just stop beating around the bush and say it straightforward? lol.)